This is the last time you'll appear in the main story. How do you feel about it?
Ise has abandon oppai for life, what are your thoughts on this issue?
Oppai Dragon is being cancelled in favor of Ketsu Dragon. What do you think about it?
If you're allow to modify 1 thing about your character in the story what would it be?
Do you think Ise will ever call Kiba by his first name and drop the honorifics with Akeno & Rose?
Azazel
1. This is the last time you'll appear in the main story. How do you feel about it?
Azazel: Well i did it for the good of the world i'm proud of my choices.
Interviewer 1: Even if you have to abandon your research and students.
Azazel: Yes. I'm a teacher and researcher i won't allow personal feelings to get into the way of my job. Well i'll miss the days where i troll Ise though.
Interviewer 1: You really care about him.
Azazel: Well cause he's the greatest idiotic virgin pervert. I speculate that he'll be virgin for 1,000 years before he can even get laid.
Interviewer 1: But there's the EX series *Gets ignored*
Azazel: For starters, he's staying with all those girls yet he fail to get laid, he severely lack experience. For that alone i speculate that it'll require 10,000 years of meditation. *Continues his babble*
Interviewer 1: I guess his family depravity trauma got triggered again.
2. Ise has abandon oppai for life, what are your thoughts on this issue?
Azazel: Hahahahaha, that idiot abandoning breasts, i definitely want to see that hell help me record it. *Continues laughing for 4 hours*
3. Oppai Dragon is being cancelled in favor of Ketsu Dragon. What do you think about it?
Azazel: Wait so Ise abandoning breasts is not a joke.
Interviewer 1: Well this is just an *Gets interfered*
Azazel: I never knew he cared so much about me and the people who sacrificed themselves to seal 666. I only pray that he'll recover from his trauma and stop being a virgin by 100,000 years.
Interviewer 1: Why is the years increasing 10 times each time.
4. If you're allow to modify 1 thing about your character in the story what would it be?
Azazel: I'll make sure Michael never finds out about my secret.
Interviewer 1: Oh you mean the Blazer Shining
Machine Voice: *Initiating Genesis Cannon in 5 4 3 2 1 0, huge laser hits the building killing everyone in it.
5. Do you think Ise will ever call Kiba by his first name and drop the honorifics with Akeno & Rose?
.......*Everyone's dead*
Sirzechs Lucifer(Dead due to genesis cannon)
Interviewer 2: Sirzechs-sama i'm a replacement for my senpai no. 1, ale Sirzechs-sama where are you? (Checks the surrounding) What happened here? Everything is destroy i don't even see anyone around. (Suddenly finds a special disk)
Interviewer 2: What is this? *Checks content and gets shocked*
Interviewer 2 (while nosebleeding): This is a collection of his sister and wife's picture, there's a nude pictures in it. Wait is that Rias-sama and Sona-sama bathing together with their Queens. Thank you Sirzechs-sama i will treasure this forever.
(Interviewer 2 walks out feeling bliss with his new found treasure eventually all contact with Interviewer 2 is lost and what happened to him is unknown)
Yuuto Kiba
1. This is the last time you'll appear in the main story. How do you feel about it?
Yuuto: I'm sorry i came late, (sees surrounding) this is something outrageous going on here did Khaos Brigade attack?
Mystery Man: (Attacks Yuuto and knocks him out).
Interviewer 3: Hello i'm no. 3 (sees man) wait aren't i supposed to interview Kiba-san?
Mystery Man: My apologies but he's currently busy. I'm Hattori Hanzo the loyal retainer of Lord Tokugawa i was revived by the Holy Grail to help accomplish the unfinished dream of my master.
Interviewer 3: Okay okay i understand lets proceed with the interview.
Hanzo: But i'm not.
2. Ise has abandon oppai for life, what are your thoughts on this issue?
Interviewer 3: Your answer?
Hanzo: I know nothing of this man but a man should aim for more than just breasts. Anyway like i said i was revived to help finish.
Interviewer 3: Stop it i don't care about your master, i don't know him and i'm glad he's dead.
Hanzo: Damn you fiend, you dare insult my master feel the wrath of my blade.
Interviewer 3: Eh wait i'm.
Hanzo: No use talking, Getsuga Tenshou Kamehameha Rasengan
Interviewer 3: You even got your series messed up.
Hanzo: I've finally finished off the fiend
Rossweisse
Hanzo: Welcome young lady?
Rose: Who are you?
Hanzo: Nice of you to ask, i'm Hattori Hanzo the loyal retainer of Lord Tokugawa i was revived by the Holy Grail to help accomplish the unfinished dream of my master to unify Japan (continues to talk)
Rose: (Thinks to herself) I better leave. (Hanzo notices Rose leaving)
Hanzo: WAIT!!!
Rose: Ekk!
Hanzao: Have your parents never thought you any manners. It's rude to walk out when someone is talking to you. Seriously youngsters nowadays (Draws blade out)
Rose: Gomenasai, gomenasai, i won't do it again.
Hanzo: No use talking, Getsuga Tenshou Kamehameha Rasengan.
Rose: You're not even using your sword!!!
(Rose disappears into nothingness)
Another job finish
Gasper Vladi
(Walks in and sees Rossweisse killed)
Gasper: Egh
Hanzo: What's the matter young lady?
Gasper: I'm i'm a boy you know.
Hanzo: WHAT!?!?!? With looks like that and you're a boy. Damn you fiend, you took on such a form to trick man.
Gasper: I didn't.
Hanzo: No use talking, Getsuga Tenshou Kamehameha Rasengan
(And thus Gasper meets his poor end at the hands of some crazy man, afterwards Yuuto finally breaks free and fights Hanzo in a match where they ended up killing each other effectively ending the terror of the insanely messed-up Hattori Hanzo)
Genshirou Saji (Dead due to genesis cannon)
Interviewer 4: I pray that he'll be more blessed in his next life.
Sona Sitri (Taken to the hospital after being severely injured by the genesis cannon)
Interviewer 4: Hello Sona Sitri-sama i'm here to interview you. Cutting the chase can you answer the following question.
1. This is the last time you'll appear in the main story. How do you feel about it?
I'll be pleased if i don't get shoot needlessly by a huge laser because of some Chuunibou Fallen Angel.
2. Ise has abandon oppai for life, what are your thoughts on this issue?
Sona: No, rather it's good for him to abandon it. For starters, it's unhealthy for a boy to think of nothing but breasts, there are lots of other great features to a female (notices Interviewer 4 looking at her chest). Ahem next question please.
3. Oppai Dragon is being cancelled in favor of Ketsu Dragon. What do you think about it?
Can they cancel the "Miracle☆Levia-tan" series first.
4. If you're allow to modify 1 thing about your character in the story what would it be?
I hope my sister won't be such a huge sis-con.
5. Do you think Ise will ever call Kiba by his first name and drop the honorifics with Akeno & Rose?
Why not, they're in the same team and good friends. Can Akeno be considered as Ise-kun's good friend though.
Rias Gremory (visiting Sona in the hospital)
1. This is the last time you'll appear in the main story. How do you feel about it?
Rias: Wait what!? Why is this happening?! I'm the heroine you know i should be the most important after Issei. Who took my spot Asia, Akeno, Koneko or Xenovia.
Interviewer 4: (Thinks for a while) Grayfia-dono.
Rias: Falls into deep despair, i know she's sad after losing onii-sama but having an affair with Ise. Unforgivable, i'll have to contact Akeno, no my team to fight onee-sama and take my spot back.
Interviewer 4: Wait i lied, no one is taking your spot, this question is merely hypothetical.
Rias: Really?
Interviewer 4: Yes, so on to the next question.
2. Ise has abandon oppai for life, what are your thoughts on this issue?
Rias: I don't know i'm happy that i won't have to be the Switch Princess anymore yet i'm sad that i won't have to be the Switch Princess anymore.
Interviewer 4: Sounds complicated.
Rias: It is. Switch Princess is like me and Ise after.
Interviewer 4: Well they are based off you two.
Rias: Exactly.
3. Oppai Dragon is being cancelled in favor of Ketsu Dragon. What do you think about it?
Rias: Is it the idea of that stupid monkey. I'll definitely kill him this time (storms off).
Interviewer 4: Wait before that can you answer this two.
4. If you're allow to modify 1 thing about your character in the story what would it be?
Nothing i love myself just the way i am.
5. Do you think Ise will ever call Kiba by his first name and drop the honorifics with Akeno & Rose?
If it'll help deepen their bond why not. I just hope it doesn't deepen Ise and Akeno's bond too much. Now excuse me, i have a monkey to kill. *walks off*
Serafall Leviathan
1. This is the last time you'll appear in the main story. How do you feel about it?
Serafall: No more Sona-tan.
Interviewer 5: Yes
Serafall: *Cries for 3 days and 3 nights*
Interviewer 5: Done crying.
Serafall: Yeah, i did it for her sake so i have no regrets i even utilized the opportunity handed to me by the genesis cannon to silence her Pawn permanently.
Interviewer 5: You what?
Serafall: Nothing ☆
2. Ise has abandon oppai for life, what are your thoughts on this issue?
Is that even possible for that child? What's the next question?
3. Oppai Dragon is being cancelled in favor of Ketsu Dragon. What do you think about it?
They should cancel both and make my show only. Next question.
4. If you're allow to modify 1 thing about your character in the story what would it be?
Me and Sona-tan as Magical Girl.
5. Do you think Ise will ever call Kiba by his first name and drop the honorifics with Akeno & Rose?
I don't care about them. I have to visit Sona-chan in the hospital now bye.
Xenovia Quarta
1. This is the last time you'll appear in the main story. How do you feel about it?
Xenovia: So i finally met my final moments, i've prepared for it.
Interviewer 4: Well it's just a hypothetical.
Xenovia: I'll have to have sex with Ise now and give birth to a child.
Interviewer 4: The next question.
2. Ise has abandon oppai for life, what are your thoughts on this issue?
(Xenovia enters into a shock and depression)
3. Oppai Dragon is being cancelled in favor of Ketsu Dragon. What do you think about it?
I no longer care
4. If you're allow to modify 1 thing about your character in the story what would it be?
My wish is gone everything i ever wanted is ruin leave me alone.
5. Do you think Ise will ever call Kiba by his first name and drop the honorifics with Akeno & Rose?
While i'm suffering here alone Ise is deepening his bonds with the others i know it. I'm an abandon ally (runs away).
Riser Phenex
1. This is the last time you'll appear in the main story. How do you feel about it?
I already got screwed so badly, i don't think this is bad. Just sad that i never got to see Rias and her Queen's huge breasts.
2. Ise has abandon oppai for life, what are your thoughts on this issue?
Wait this is my golden chance, why, why did you have to screw me like this. Why end all my role.
3. Oppai Dragon is being cancelled in favor of Ketsu Dragon. What do you think about it?
I don't care
4. If you're allow to modify 1 thing about your character in the story what would it be?
I'll make sure i become stronger than Hyoudou Issei and take back what's rightfully mine. Rias Gremory's breasts!!!
5. Do you think Ise will ever call Kiba by his first name and drop the honorifics with Akeno & Rose?
Riser: Give me the Priestess of Thunder's breasts.
Interviewer 4: No that's not the (gets burned into ashes)
Riser: Viva Oppai. (And thus this interview is aired throughout the underworld, resulting in the birth of the Oppai Phoenix, the Oppai brethen of Oppai Dragon)
Zeoticus Gremory
1. This is the last time you'll appear in the main story. How do you feel about it?
Finally my long awaited retirement. Just a secret between you and me and please don't write it out but i've planned vacations with all my wives except Venelana, she can be a bit grumpy with money after all.
2. Ise has abandon oppai for life, what are your thoughts on this issue?
If Rias is okay with it, then i am too.
3. Oppai Dragon is being cancelled in favor of Ketsu Dragon. What do you think about it?
Is that new show run by the Gremory? Cause if not that's just a misused of authority. They showed their true faces after Sirzechs is gone. Damn those politician.
4. If you're allow to modify 1 thing about your character in the story what would it be?
I'm quite please with my current life actually. Maybe i can have more children.
5. Do you think Ise will ever call Kiba by his first name and drop the honorifics with Akeno & Rose?
Zeoticus: It's good to get along with your friends, i get along well with mine after all especially in the bed you know.
Interviewer 5: I see (sees behind and goes pale)
Venelana: I'm interested to know about that. Dear can you tell me more about that.
Zeoticus: No it's just a joke.
Venelana: I'm sorry but i'm bringing my husband home we have lots to discuss.
Interviewer 5: Sure, take your time. Wew luckily i survived, but still we have high death rate in this job, i should ask for a 200% raise.
