User blog comment:B214/High School DxD New OVA Review/@comment-99.120.149.4-20150317233734

(Rises from my slumber while roaring) Hello again, boys, remember me?! JK, I know you do, for it is I, "Anime-only watcher". I hear the OVA of this anime is released. So, here goes!

Asia was attacked by some monster who...stole her bra and panties? ...Okay, what? ...Anywho, Rias: the leader herself, Issei: the underdog pawn, Akeno: the lightning queen, and that blasted evil she-devil Xenovia (deal with it, guys) are there to destroy that perverted monster. The monster tried to get evil she-devil Xenovia's bra and panties, but of course she prevented it, while getting Asia's bra and panties all messed up (Goddammit, evil she-devil Xenovia, one day, you WILL fall in humiliation!). Anyway, the girls are all tangled up by that monster's tentacles (always tentacles, women's only weakness!), and just when Issei was going to "screw up", someone beat him to it by killing that monster in one hit, and it was none other than...ugh, Irina.

While Asia was sad about her bra and panties (this is all your fault, evil she-devil Xenovia!), Irina (ugh) informed them about the "Legendary Sage" and that he must be defeated at all cost. Then, Kiba informed Rias that "cross-dressing freak Gasper Valdi" found traces of magic.

Later, team Gremory have arrived at the place where that "Legendary Sage" is at, as Akeno opened the door with magic while she, along with Asia and Kiba, stayed behind, as Issei and the rest of the girls, oh, and that cross-dressing freak Gasper Valdi, went inside. They found the Legendary Sage with his collection of the girls' bras and panties (What a pedophile!). Oh, and he also stole (ugh) Irina's bra, go figure. Anywho, team Gremory met that perverted sage himself face to face, but before that fight, there was a flashback of the perverted sage himself, where, after unintentionally touched a nun's boobs, he changed his life forever, and was given advice by an "ero" god (wait, WHAT?!). So, he ended up making experiments while stealing the girls' bras and panties (Jeez). But, what a shock, Issei was thinking the same thing, that it's okay to touch boobies (while crying for a little while. God, Issei, will you ever man up?! And also, you need to get laid!). But, the perverted sage disagreed, as he used his power to tear up Koneko's clothes, revealing her bra and panties, without even touching it. Oh, and he also see what's under the girls' clothes with his vision, and it turns out that his power is greater than Issei's Dress Break, making Issei lose his courage and started crying (What part of "Man up" do you not understand?!). But of course he gets back up with his "heroic" speech (woo-hoo... -_-), while Fallen Angel Leader Azazel, who is also after the pervy sage (no, not Jiraiya from Naruto), appeared out of nowhere, as he informed team Gremory about the Philosopher Stone.

To be continued on my next comment, boys!