User blog comment:B214/High School DxD BorN episode 1 review/@comment-99.120.149.4-20150407023550

Okay, boys and girls, I'm back! Now, shall we begin? Let's shall!

This season starts off with...(sigh) another one of that perverted underdog Issei's "wet dream", where he saw the girls naked: The Gremory Team President Rias, the Queen of Lightning Akeno, the Former Nun Asia, the Strongest Loli Koneko, and...well, well, well, Evil She-Devil Xenovia (Did you enjoy your humiliation in the OVA? Hmm?). Anywho, right behind Issei, it's his ex-girlfriend/archenemy, Raynare, who was planning to kill him (which she did in Season 1). But alas, all a dream, as he woke up, and so did Akeno. Just when she was about to kiss him, Rias woke up and she and Akeno are having a pillow fight, and what Issei didn't realize is that his house has been "renovated". That's right, it is no longer the Hyoudou house, it is now..."Hotel Hyoudou" (That's gonna cost a lot of money to pay the bill, and Issei needs to get a job. Seriously, how DID his parents pay their money for the renovation?!).

After a weird opening sequence, team Gremory are off to school. Issei remembers about the night where he lost Asia once before, and vows that he will protect her at all cost, unaware that the other girls are looking at him hugging Asia. And for a quick recovery, he vows he will protect Rias as well, as he still calls her "President" (typical pawn). After arriving at school, it's the last day of the school before the Summer Break, and those other girls are asking Asia if she can go out with them one day. Meanwhile, Issei and his two buddies who are as perverted as him are so excited about going to meet the girls (and I swear to God that dude with the glasses mentioned "DBZ". Fourth wall breaking, much?!), that is until that smartass girl with glasses outwit them about...something. Later, at the Gremory club, Issei rememebered that he had a girlfriend who nearly killed him (WAIT, wait, wait, wait, hold on a second! "Nearly killed him"? Issei, in case you didn't notice, Raynare DID killed you, ONCE! What are you, STUPID?!) Anyway, hello, Cross-Dressing Freak Gasper Valdi (and no, I am not being friendly to that gay vampire, because I am 100% NOT GAY!). Also, hey, Kiba the Bishop. Then, there was a meeting, where Rias informed them that the entire team will go to the Underworld for a summer vacation, and yes, even Fallen Angel Leader Azazel will come along. So they went to the train of hell, in order to go to the underworld, a.k.a. "Hell" (Okay, is the couch really necessary for Cross-dressing Freak Gasper Valdi to sit on while sitting on a couch with it?!) Then...well, isn't that a surprise, it's the President of her own group Sona, along with Saji, her right hand pawn and Issei's rival, and also the Vice-President herself (I am gonna look forward to the fight between Team Gremory and Team Sitri). Then, just when they were about to arrive at the Gremory territory, the train stopped, and they soon realize that it was the work of the Khaos Brigade, that same evil organization led (sort-of) by Vali, the same guy that Issei fought against. Suddenly, the train disappeared and, go figure, it's a trap, and Rias is missing, and so is Fallen Angel Leader Azazel. Then, Issei and the others encounter a giant dragon.

End of part 1 of my comment, and please, notice me.